我只是把这个放在一起，基于一些SQL响应这里在SO。

认为触发器之于数据库就像事件处理程序之于OOP是一种严重的反模式。有一种看法是，任何旧的逻辑都可以放入触发器中，当一个事务(事件)在表上发生时被触发。

不正确的。最大的区别之一是触发器是同步的——而且是完全同步的，因为它们在集合操作上是同步的，而不是在行操作上。在OOP方面，正好相反——事件是实现异步事务的有效方法。

没有注释的存储过程或函数…

使用@@IDENTITY代替SCOPE_IDENTITY()

引自以下回答:

@@IDENTITY returns the last identity value generated for any table in the current session, across all scopes. You need to be careful here, since it's across scopes. You could get a value from a trigger, instead of your current statement. SCOPE_IDENTITY returns the last identity value generated for any table in the current session and the current scope. Generally what you want to use. IDENT_CURRENT returns the last identity value generated for a specific table in any session and any scope. This lets you specify which table you want the value from, in case the two above aren't quite what you need (very rare). You could use this if you want to get the current IDENTITY value for a table that you have not inserted a record into.

同一查询中的相同子查询。

我最喜欢的SQL反模式:

对非唯一列进行JOIN，并使用SELECT DISTINCT修剪结果。

创建连接多个表的视图，只是为了从一个表中选择少数列。

 CREATE VIEW my_view AS 
     SELECT * FROM table1
     JOIN table2 ON (...)
     JOIN table3 ON (...);

 SELECT col1, col2 FROM my_view WHERE col3 = 123;

SELECT FirstName + ' ' + LastName as "Full Name", case UserRole when 2 then "Admin" when 1 then "Moderator" else "User" end as "User's Role", case SignedIn when 0 then "Logged in" else "Logged out" end as "User signed in?", Convert(varchar(100), LastSignOn, 101) as "Last Sign On", DateDiff('d', LastSignOn, getDate()) as "Days since last sign on", AddrLine1 + ' ' + AddrLine2 + ' ' + AddrLine3 + ' ' + City + ', ' + State + ' ' + Zip as "Address", 'XXX-XX-' + Substring(Convert(varchar(9), SSN), 6, 4) as "Social Security #" FROM Users

或者，把所有内容都塞进一行。