当我注释掉我认为不再有用的代码块，但我可能是错的(因此没有删除它们)，我有时会在它们之前

// Wilted celery?

这个想法就像芹菜一样枯萎了，但你还是把它放回冰箱里。我只知道十年后会有人看到这些评论，说什么鬼?

一个奇怪而恰当的有趣错别字:

断言(0);//永远不要在这一点上犯错

//
//3.4  JeK  My manager promised me a lap dance if I can fix this release
//3.5  JeK  Still waiting for that dance from my manager
//3.6  JeK  My manager got changed, the new manager is hairy, dont want the dance anymore
//3.7  Jek  Got that dance, yuck!
//

// TODO: Delete

我最近看到了这个:

//你刚刚输了比赛

如果你不知道游戏是什么: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_ (mind_game) (这很傻，但在某种程度上很有趣)

我在我发布的WordPress模板中发布了这个“许可声明”。不管怎样，我觉得这很有趣。

/* The License:
You (from this point on referred to as The You) are hereby 
granted by me (from this point on referred to as The Me) 
license to knock yourself silly with this template. 
By using this template The You implicitly accepts this 
license and pledges solemnly to never claim creative 
ownership of any graphics, code, concepts, eggs, bacon, ideas, 
colors, shapes, hypertext-transfer protocols or other conduits 
of the visual splendor thatis this template. 

The Me, in turn, pledges equally solemnly to be far too 
lazy to ever check up on you, so if you do manage to pull 
some chicks The Me won't have a cow. 
However The Me would be sorely disappointed if The You 
were to try and sell or distribute this work without 
acknowledging The Me. Seriously. The Me will come down on 
The You like a large quantitiy of hard and heavy objects 
that in large quantities may be harmful and possibly even 
lethal to The You; So don't even think about it, The Buster.
*/