Repeat
    ...
Until (JesusChristsReturn) ' Not sure

try {

}
catch (SQLException ex) {
    // Basically, without saying too much, you're screwed. Royally and totally.
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
    //If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
}

Fix problem where Nulls don't work properly.  Stupid Microsoft!

代码以迂回的方式一行一行地将null转换为零长度的字符串，因为愚蠢的程序员不理解null是什么，也从未听说过Nz()函数。

//  Hey, your shoe's untied!

后面跟着一些可疑的代码，在这些代码中，

//  Keep looking!  I think it was the other shoe!

最后,

//  How strange -- I must be seeing things.  Anyhow, I'm going to go take a shower, now...

一段时间前我在一个PHP CMS中添加的注释。

if (/*you*/ $_GET['action']) { //celebrate

struct core_unlocker
{
    core_unlocker(lock)
    {
        m_lock = lock
        unlock(lock)  //Abandon All Locks, Ye Who Enter Core!
    }
    ~core_unlocker()
    {
        lock(m_lock)
    }  
    private:
    Corelock m_lock;
}