/**
 * If you don't understand this code, you should be flipping burgers instead.
 */

// Catching exceptions is for communists

来自Mike Duncan在SQLite上的页面。

# dont question, i just felt like throwing some globals in
# this is actually quite pointless as youll soon see

稍后在代码中

#draw the circles (complicated)...dont question

更晚…

# complicated process of drawing the circles in a
# somewhat symmetrical, 3-d pattern
# dont question again

甚至以后……

# will determine if user clicks on die
# i determined these values...dont worry about them

// I have to find a better job

在给一个朋友看了这篇来自《Coding Horror》的文章几个小时后，我看到了他对代码的评论:

// valdez先生是一个暴力的精神病患者。别惹他生气。

# absolutely foul heuristic code.
# ..it's dirty, but you want it.

and:

# VERY USEFUL DEBUGGING AID, for when the above all goes pearshaped: