我一直很喜欢Paul DiLascia在他的文件头中写的:

// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don't know
// who wrote it

/* Halley's comment */

//Time log says you've been here for 15 hours GO HOME, your code is hobo

//Dear future me. Please forgive me. 
//I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.  

我今天刚发现了这个:

//private instance variable for storing age
public static int age;

// This condition can't happen. Call the police or something.

//The following 1056 lines of code in this next method 
//is a line by line port from VB.NET to C#.
//I ported this code but did not write the original code.
//It remains to me a mystery as to what
//the business logic is trying to accomplish here other than to serve as
//some sort of a compensation shell game invented by a den of thieves.
//Oh well, everyone wants this stuff to work the same as before.
//I guess the devil you know is better than the devil you don't.