//Dear future me. Please forgive me. 
//I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.  

我今天刚发现了这个:

//private instance variable for storing age
public static int age;

// Caveat implementor

// need a coffee to fix this.

BerkeleyDB

/*
 * Chaos reigns within.
 * Reflect, repent, and reboot.
 * Order shall return.
 */
return (DB_RUNRECOVERY);

//我知道这很让人困惑，所以让我解释给你听。

var arbitraryNumber = 10;
//I don't know why. Just move on.