var arbitraryNumber = 10;
//I don't know why. Just move on.

试着在谷歌代码搜索中输入你最喜欢的脏话，它会消磨掉许多无聊的时间。以下是我最喜欢的例子:

/* These magic numbers are fucking stupid. */

/* Dear free software world, do you NOW see we are fucking
   things up?! This is insane! */

/* We will NOT put a fucking timestamp in the header here. Every
   time you put it back, I will come in and take it out again. */

# However, this only works if there are MULTIPLE checkboxes!
# The fucking JS DOM *changes* based on one or multiple boxes!?!?!
# Damn damn damn I hate the JavaScript DOM so damn much!!!!!!

/* TODO: this is obviously not right ... this whole fucking module
   sucks anyway */

/* FIXME: please god, when will the hurting stop? Thus function is so
   fucking broken it's not even funny. */

我个人最喜欢的

 # code below replaces code above - any problems?
 # yeah, it doesn't fucking work.

在makefile中找到这个

# ===== Never edit below this line. Ever. Or I'll kick your ass. ====

．.． 或者去死//婊子

我没有这个来源的副本，但我一直记得它:

//如果你想不明白，就不要读这篇文章

我在查看TVNZ网站早期迭代的HTML源代码时发现了这个宝藏(如果你在家玩的话，从571行开始):

<!-- Hopfully we can do this otherwise the nav is going to be pretty plain and Hong will go postal. -->