我最喜欢的是这样的

 # commented out
 ...
 ### end of the formerly uncommented #2001-02-22 John Doe

//I'm sorry, but our princess is in another castle.

这是我们团队微观管理效果的一个活生生的例子:

// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.

．.． 我们敬爱的技术总监很喜欢把代码和编码指南都硬塞到开发人员的喉咙里(*)。

当然，当项目负责人寻找bug的原因时，发现它在“非最佳代码”中，他就不那么高兴了……

(*)当然，我指的是强大的VB国王……如果你想评估强大的VB国王的全部力量，你可以阅读下面的SO帖子:你被迫遵循的最奇怪的编码标准规则是什么?.．.

整个函数非常棒(来自Linux的sunhme.c驱动程序，用于被Sun戏称为“快乐套餐”的网卡)。因为在那之前的卡片是“巨无霸”。明白了吗?明白了吗?)

static void happy_meal_tcvr_write(struct happy_meal *hp,
                              void __iomem *tregs, int reg,
                              unsigned short value)
{
    int tries = TCVR_WRITE_TRIES;

    ASD(("happy_meal_tcvr_write: reg=0x%02x value=%04x\n", reg, value));

    /* Welcome to Sun Microsystems, can I take your order please? */
    if (!(hp->happy_flags & HFLAG_FENABLE)) {
            happy_meal_bb_write(hp, tregs, reg, value);
            return;
    }

    /* Would you like fries with that? */
    hme_write32(hp, tregs + TCVR_FRAME,
                (FRAME_WRITE | (hp->paddr << 23) |
                 ((reg & 0xff) << 18) | (value & 0xffff)));
    while (!(hme_read32(hp, tregs + TCVR_FRAME) & 0x10000) && --tries)
            udelay(20);

    /* Anything else? */
    if (!tries)
            printk(KERN_ERR "happy meal: Aieee, transceiver MIF write bolixed\n");

    /* Fifty-two cents is your change, have a nice day. */

}

刚刚在一些Actionscript中发现了这个，我必须更新…

/*
* spaghetty code in this module.
* hardcoded variables for load paths for the content window.
* Needs (vast) improvement.
*/

．．大:(

在一个艺术资产导出工具中，我偶然发现了一个从数字(阿拉伯)到罗马数字的完整转换器。它是这样的:

/*
//You can tell I was bored
//I wanted to do this for a long time
char* ConvertToRoman(int number, int base)
{
... whole code here
}
*/

编写这段代码的人的团队已经处理了很长时间，我猜这影响了他们的理智。