我最喜欢的是这样的

 # commented out
 ...
 ### end of the formerly uncommented #2001-02-22 John Doe

// TODO: not this

上面写了一个同事迫切需要优化的查询。替他说句话，当时我们几个月都是每周工作70个小时……

我在一个充满显式怪异类型转换的函数中见过这段代码:

// Since today's CPUs are really fast, this is dedicated to those who said:
// " You can't use Moore's Law as an excuse to write bad software. "

代码太可怕了:)

// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read

我曾经在一个用Paradox 3.5 -编写的大型预算系统工作多年后接到一个客户的电话

“我们在调试中遇到了一些注释”-

// This shouldn't happen, if it does, then the bits that automagically 
// worked when I wrote it have stopped working

．.． ！

/**
 * As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself
 * transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. He was lying on his hard,
 * as it were armour plated, back, and if he lifted his head a little he
 * could see his big, brown belly divided into stiff, arched segments, on
 * top of which the bed quilt could hardly keep in position and was about
 * to slide off completely. His numerous legs, which were pitifully thin
 * compared to the rest of his bulk, waved helplessly before his eyes.
 * "What has happened to me?", he thought. It was no dream....
 */
protected static String DEFAULT_TRANSLET_NAME = "GregorSamsa";