Dennis M Ritchie在这里有一个关于一些古老UNIX注释的页面

#define FUCK_VS6_CANT_COMPILE_TEMPLATES_WITHOUT_HANDHOLDING ((float*)0)

... 

SetPinsFromChannels`<float`>(&pinbuf, streambuf, &inmapper, FUCK_VS6_CANT_COMPILE_TEMPLATES_WITHOUT_HANDHOLDING);

我最喜欢的(我必须承认我用过很多次):

// Yes...I know this is repulsive and stupid.
// But <%CompanyOwnerOrManagerToken%>, not knowing a thing about code,
// demanded I do it anyways. SO, go crap on their desk, not mine.
// K THX BYE 

// (c) 2000 Applied Magic, Inc.
// Unauthorized use punishable by torture, mutilation, and vivisection.

啊，我一直很喜欢这个……

/**
 * If you don't understand this code, you should be flipping burgers instead.
 */

// A Gorgon class - For the love of Zeus don't look directly at it!