比起评论，我真的更喜欢oh_my_god标签…

    /*
     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
     * generic PCI code a chance to look at it for real ...
     */
    if (cf == (PCI_VENDOR_ID_SGI | (PCI_DEVICE_ID_SGI_IOC3 b_type0_cfg_dev[slot].f[fn].c[where ^ (4 - size)];

    if (size == 1)
        res = get_dbe(*value, (u8 *) addr);
    else if (size == 2)
        res = get_dbe(*value, (u16 *) addr);
    else
        res = get_dbe(*value, (u32 *) addr);

    return res ? PCIBIOS_DEVICE_NOT_FOUND : PCIBIOS_SUCCESSFUL;

oh_my_gawd:

    /*
     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
     * generic PCI code a chance to look at the wrong register.
     */
    if ((where >= 0x14 && where = 0x48)) {
        *value = 0;
        return PCIBIOS_SUCCESSFUL;
    }

TextBox1.Text = TextBox1.Text; //Point less yes, who writes this crap?

在一些非常蹩脚的vb代码(我知道这都是蹩脚的，但)，我发现这是一个空的if控制块中的注释，它说:

If bFound Then
     'I love it when I write kick ass code like this
Else
  .
  .

//        .==.        .==.          
//       //`^\\      //^`\\         
//      // ^ ^\(\__/)/^ ^^\\        
//     //^ ^^ ^/6  6\ ^^ ^ \\       
//    //^ ^^ ^/( .. )\^ ^ ^ \\      
//   // ^^ ^/\| v""v |/\^ ^ ^\\     
//  // ^^/\/ /  `~~`  \ \/\^ ^\\    
//  -----------------------------
/// HERE BE DRAGONS

我没有原始文件的权限，因为我已经不在那里工作了，但它和这张照片非常相似。它位于文件的顶部，总是会引起麻烦，我们必须修复，但不允许花时间真正修复。(大学政治)

switch(value)
{
   [...]
default:
   ASSERT(**true**); // if this is triggered, something really bad is happening.
}

//Dear future me. Please forgive me. 
//I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.  

我今天刚发现了这个:

//private instance variable for storing age
public static int age;