// This condition can't happen. Call the police or something.

伟大的一个泄露的Windows 2000源代码:

! !如果你把制表符换成空格，你会被杀死!!!!!!!＊ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!这样做会破坏构建 过程 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!＊ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2004/2/15/71552/7795

//MailBody builders for two outgoing messages
StringBuilder hanz = new StringBuilder();
StringBuilder franz = new StringBuilder();

当我读到这篇文章时，我仍然会笑出声来……

//Maybe you should make anyone knows your code's purpose. 

我最喜欢的是一个用java编写的学校项目的一些业务逻辑中的一个变量名。

int StupidJava = -1;

/*
* TODO: Remove this function

function remove($customer_id)
    {
        $this->Customer->remove($id);
    }

*/