$you = live("free") or die("hard");

/*
* After 36 hours, 2 holes in my wall and writing my code right beside the API
* this still doesn't work.
* function getMap():void takes in an event object @param: evt:mouseEvent
* I will now retire for the day with a bottle of rum and 2 hours of crying
*/

//说明:!!待办事项

一个奇怪而恰当的有趣错别字:

断言(0);//永远不要在这一点上犯错

/* My lawyer told me not to reveal */

// I have to find a better job