$you = live("free") or die("hard");

//Woulda
if(x) {}
//Shoulda
else if(y) {}
//Coulda
else {}

// BEGIN HACK
...
// END HACK: I feel dirty.

．.． 或者去死//婊子

在drivers/net/sunhme.c (Linux内核)中:

/* Welcome to Sun Microsystems, can I take your order please? */
if(!hp->happy_flags & HFLAG_FENABLE)
        return happy_meal_bb_write(hp, tregs, reg, value);

/* Would you like fries with that? */
hme_write32(hp, &tregs->frame,
            (FRAME_WRITE | (hp->paddr << 23) |
             ((reg & 0xff) << 18) | (value & 0xffff)));
while(!(hme_read32(hp, &tregs->frame) & 0x10000) && --tries)
        udelay(20);

/* Anything else? */
if(!tries)
        printk(KERN_ERR "happy meal: Aieee, transceiver MIF write bolixed\n");

/* Fifty-two cents is your change, have a nice day. */

我们有一个文件，在它的一半，一个程序员试图弄清楚混乱的意义，设法将所有无意义的代码移到底部，并留下了这样的评论:

I have no idea what this stuff does below here.

另一名程序员留下了一系列嵌套的命名空间，这些命名空间的作用类似于“方向手册”，这样您就可以钻取想法中的名称空间并选择您的操作。