// haack, phil haack

and:

/* hack, hack, hack, hack, hack hack, hack, hack
 * hackity hack, oh wonderful hacks
 * wonderful hacks, oh wonderful hack, hack, hack
 * hack hack hack... and spam 
 */

编辑:刚刚在我的一些代码中发现了这个(项目希望保持匿名):

// yikes, we need to:
/*
 *       o
 *      -|-     < US CROSSING PLATFORM
 *       |\ 
 ************************************************
 *       |          ^ PLATFORM           |
 *       |                           T   |
 *       |                      TROLL^   |
 */
// right now:
/*
 *   o ./_  | 
 *  -|-[]\  |  (_'_) () (\) | ) \|/ (S) < WALL
 *   |\     |    ^ FRIENDLY MESSAGE FROM YOUR FRIENDS AT MICROSOFT
 *  ***********************************************
 *        | ^PLATFORM                       |
 *      ^ SPRAY CAN (IN HAND)
 */
public static class DefaultFonts
{
    public static string SansSerifPath
    {
        get { return @"C:\Windows\Fonts\arial.ttf"; }
    }
    public static string SerifPath
    {
        get { return @"C:\Windows\Fonts\times.ttf"; }
    }
    public static string MonospacePath
    {
        get { return @"C:\Windows\Fonts\courier.ttf"; }
    }
}

我好喜欢双关语。

好吧，这是我刚刚提到的一个问题:

/* Every time I re-visit this function, I feel like
 * I need to take a shower.
 *
 * Don't get too used to this function, its days are
 * numbered.
 */

有人可以创建像greatcodecomments.com这样的网站，然后赚点钱。然而，那个人不是我。

我最喜欢的(我必须承认我用过很多次):

// Yes...I know this is repulsive and stupid.
// But <%CompanyOwnerOrManagerToken%>, not knowing a thing about code,
// demanded I do it anyways. SO, go crap on their desk, not mine.
// K THX BYE 

回到《Hitchhiker’s Guide》刚问世的时候，我曾经测试过某些内容是否可滚动，以及用户是否尝试着滚动，这是一种限制可变长度的语言。所以:

if (scroll and noScroll) # or tea and no tea

} catch (PartInitException pie) {
    // Mmm... pie

// this error could never happen

然后，客户打电话说他看到一条错误消息说"这个错误永远不会发生"