//open lid


//take sh!t


//close lid

文件打开，数据转储，文件关闭…

我继承了一个没有任何UAT交付给客户的项目。它被踢出了栅栏，要求赔偿。

他们第一次使用它，它自然就爆炸了。它是一个插入库，可以覆盖任何以文件名而不是文件描述符作为参数的系统调用。

许多系统调用已经被遗忘。

当我开始使用这款游戏时，它的代码包含了以下内容:

/* core dumps around here but this is hardly ever called */

and

/* don't know why this works but it seeems to be ok */

哦，没有单元测试。一位同事已经开始添加缺失的系统调用和单元测试。

编写代码的那些混蛋还在团队中，他们根本不在乎已经交付的垃圾!

我一直很喜欢Paul DiLascia在他的文件头中写的:

// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don't know
// who wrote it

这是我最喜欢的评论。

/// I intend to do this as shittily as possible because there are many better products that will totally blow this out of the water
/// and we don't have them so whatever

在后面的文件中，我们有更多的乐趣

/// sidestep a bug in WCF (that we can't send types across)
/// or, depending on how you look at, this issue is a Feature

稍后再讲

if( where == null)//be nice

一个奇怪而恰当的有趣错别字:

断言(0);//永远不要在这一点上犯错

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