'Mind boggling, gibberish version of a SQL statement, but it work's, so dont touch it

// The following strings are meant to be funny.  Do not edit these strings
// unless you are funny, too.  If you don't know if you're funny, you're
// not funny.  If fewer than 2 people unrelated to you have told you that 
// you're funny, you're not funny.

在1983年的COBOL中见过:

   C   I don't know what this next bit does so I'll jump around it
       GOTO DONE.

// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

// Oh crap, i think i'm gonna yack

随后不久又有:

// TODO: end this lunacy

/* logic */
#ifndef TRUE
# define TRUE 1
#endif /* TRUE */
#ifndef FALSE
# define FALSE 0
#endif /* FALSE */
#define EOF_OK TRUE
#define EOF_NOT_OK FALSE

以及在IOCCC页面上的mkentry.c的其余部分。每次读这篇文章的时候，我都笑不出来。