我在一家大型投资银行看到，该银行要求记录和评论所有应用程序中断

Without a crash 

Or mighty bang 

The sync disk 

Did it's process hang

$you = live("free") or die("hard");

var arbitraryNumber = 10;
//I don't know why. Just move on.

//Dear future me. Please forgive me. 
//I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.  

我今天刚发现了这个:

//private instance variable for storing age
public static int age;

不是在代码中，而是在相关的bug跟踪系统中:

这不可能是我代码中的bug。我非常小心地编码。

} catch (PartInitException pie) {
    // Mmm... pie