一个名为monitoring.sh的文件的前两行:

#!/usr/bin/perl
# perl script disguised as a bash script

// good luck!

在一些非常蹩脚的vb代码(我知道这都是蹩脚的，但)，我发现这是一个空的if控制块中的注释，它说:

If bFound Then
     'I love it when I write kick ass code like this
Else
  .
  .

int Q13Factor = 8125; // 2^13 for Q13 

对于我编写的memcache包装器/处理程序接口模式类，我实现了以下方法。

/**
*  Do not use, ever - left in place for testing purposes
*/
function  I_David_WillHuntYouDownAndHurtYou_Badly_IfIFindThisUsedAnyWhereInTheAppLibrary(){
...
}

这基本上是一个超级核函数，它告诉所有单独的memcache服务完全刷新自己，并从我用于键的单个名称空间计数器(例如{_counter_key value}_)重新开始。{_counter_key value})

Another minor novella I wrote was for an automated downloader for a data vendor, detailing how much I hated this vendor and went to great lengths of postulating that their infrastructure's batch system was run by a gerbil, running on a wheel and after so many revolutions of the wheel the next queued task would be started. It was written over the course of 6 months of adding additional exception handling, estoric checks like ( if we got 768 Bytes of \s characters, that means the query to their DB timed out and the spaces are the result of empty failure print statements.

long john; // silver