// WARNING!!!
 // Very perversive code ahead!

... about a 20 lines of "very perversive" code ...

// Now you can call your grandmother back. ;)

// HACK ! COPY/PASTE this and look for another job

BerkeleyDB

/*
 * Chaos reigns within.
 * Reflect, repent, and reboot.
 * Order shall return.
 */
return (DB_RUNRECOVERY);

//too much log will kill you

这个评论是我自己写的，当降低一些日志的优先级时，否则会写数百MB的垃圾，严重削弱应用程序的性能。

// If this comment is removed the program will blow up 

回到《Hitchhiker’s Guide》刚问世的时候，我曾经测试过某些内容是否可滚动，以及用户是否尝试着滚动，这是一种限制可变长度的语言。所以:

if (scroll and noScroll) # or tea and no tea