在一堆糟糕的剪切和粘贴源代码的内容管理web应用程序:

// load image 1 - JPEG 240x320
img = f1.getImage();
if (check(img))
{
   load(img, Constants.JPEG_240x320);
}

// load image 2 - JPEG 128x128
img = f2.getImage();
if (check(img))
{
   load(img, Constants.JPEG_128x128);
}

...

// load image 13 - GIF 256x256
img = f13.getImage();
if (check(img))
{
   load(img, Constants.GIF256x256);
}

// loaded all of the f**king images

注:大致翻译自意大利语:-)

一段时间前我在一个PHP CMS中添加的注释。

if (/*you*/ $_GET['action']) { //celebrate

long john; // silver

来自Java 1.2的SwingUtilities:

doRun.run();  // ... "a doo run run".

// If I from the future read this I'll back in time and kill myself. 

离开我的上一份工作，我嵌入了一些ascii艺术到源代码…

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