// If I from the future read this I'll back in time and kill myself. 

我最喜欢的是这样的

 # commented out
 ...
 ### end of the formerly uncommented #2001-02-22 John Doe

这是我自己代码中的一个，但它仍然非常有趣，我认为最好还是把它放在网上，因为它是在公共SVN中。

// These were orginally up and down. When it was clear the names were
// inapplicable, they were renamed to retain the joke.
// Sorry if you were hoping for useful variable names.
quantum strange, charm;

// Jay knows what's going on here, but will he remember in a year? Not very likely, this code sucks, but it works so do not change it.

这条评论被贴在一个巨大的“如果”区块上…哦，它操纵一个对象数组的对象数组的对象数组的字符串对象数组，可以是字符串或数字，取决于至少3个因素…(是的，我必须调试这段代码并更改它，我写了注释，但我没有写原始代码)。；）

//Woulda
if(x) {}
//Shoulda
else if(y) {}
//Coulda
else {}

目前为止最好的一个:

"This code makes baby Jesus very sad!". 

它像这样引用一个String的初始化:

String blankSpaces="                              "+ //100 whitespaces
                   "                              "+ //200 Whitespaces
                   ...
                   "                                        " //100 whitespaces

你懂的。