public GetRandomNumber()
{
    // Chosen by a fairly rolen dice
    return 12;
}

   // Some wanker in ISO got rid of ifstream(int), ofstream(int), and
   // fstream(int).  Twit.

Repeat
    ...
Until (JesusChristsReturn) ' Not sure

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will 
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets 
// released into the public.

我记不清了，大概是这样的:

Person p = new Person("John", "Doe", "male");
Collection women = new ArrayList();
women.insert(p.getTail());

这是肮脏的代码;)

'Do not optimize these next two lines. Compiler bugs lurk.

他们做到了。将变量压缩到第二行表达式中会导致跳到堆中间并尝试执行数据。