在头文件的顶部:

/* Project : XYZ (Please somebody shoot me!)
 *
 * File : $Id: defs.h,v 1.1 $
 *
 * Purpose : Create havoc rather than peace among many nations
 *
 * History : Back-ported changes that were not in CVS.  Please somebody,
 *  shoot us and put us all out of our misery.
 */

“XYZ项目”(已改名)是一个长达七年的折磨。最后这句话是由一个从头到尾都参与其中的坚定的灵魂写的。

// TODO: not this

上面写了一个同事迫切需要优化的查询。替他说句话，当时我们几个月都是每周工作70个小时……

<!-- THIS IS THE MAIN CONFIGURATION FILE FOR THE ENTIRE BLOODY DIRECTORY    -->
<!--    WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT EDIT THIS FILE WITHOUT TALKING TO ME FIRST  -->
<!--                                I'M SERIOUS                             -->
<!-- (scroll down) -->

离开我的上一份工作，我嵌入了一些ascii艺术到源代码…

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                                       '''''                     

我发现了这个:

I'm not sure what I did

试着在谷歌代码搜索中输入你最喜欢的脏话，它会消磨掉许多无聊的时间。以下是我最喜欢的例子:

/* These magic numbers are fucking stupid. */

/* Dear free software world, do you NOW see we are fucking
   things up?! This is insane! */

/* We will NOT put a fucking timestamp in the header here. Every
   time you put it back, I will come in and take it out again. */

# However, this only works if there are MULTIPLE checkboxes!
# The fucking JS DOM *changes* based on one or multiple boxes!?!?!
# Damn damn damn I hate the JavaScript DOM so damn much!!!!!!

/* TODO: this is obviously not right ... this whole fucking module
   sucks anyway */

/* FIXME: please god, when will the hurting stop? Thus function is so
   fucking broken it's not even funny. */

我个人最喜欢的

 # code below replaces code above - any problems?
 # yeah, it doesn't fucking work.