def leppard
# what, i cant have my own convention?
end

// Singleton object. Leave $me alone.
private static $me;

//open lid


//take sh!t


//close lid

文件打开，数据转储，文件关闭…

我经历了一个睡眠不足的编程过程，开始只写引用自《搏击俱乐部》的评论。

多年后，我仍然在浏览代码，发现了一条让我发笑的评论。大多数只是随机的想法。然而，我确实保持我的评论行比率相当好!

// This shouldn't happen. The only way this can happen is if the
// <code>JFileChooser</code> has returned a <code>File</code> that doesn't exist
// on the system. If this happens we can't recover, and there is more than likely
// a rip in the space time continuum that the user is too distracted by to notice
// anything else.

 /**
   * This method leverages collective synergy to drive "outside of the box"
   * thinking and formulate key objectives into a win-win game plan with a
   * quality-driven approach that focuses on empowering key players to drive-up
   * their core competencies and increase expectations with an all-around
   * initiative to drive down the bottom-line. I really wanted to work the word
   * "mandrolic" in there, but that word always makes me want to punch myself in
   * the face.
   */
private void updateFileCountLabel() {

/* You are not meant to understand this */ 

来自usenet的经典:

Teradyne硬件建模器代码的深层是一个例程 一大堆十六进制数字到SYS$QIO调用中。唯一的评论是 “这里发生了奇怪的魔法”。