我经历了一个睡眠不足的编程过程，开始只写引用自《搏击俱乐部》的评论。

多年后，我仍然在浏览代码，发现了一条让我发笑的评论。大多数只是随机的想法。然而，我确实保持我的评论行比率相当好!

// This shouldn't happen. The only way this can happen is if the
// <code>JFileChooser</code> has returned a <code>File</code> that doesn't exist
// on the system. If this happens we can't recover, and there is more than likely
// a rip in the space time continuum that the user is too distracted by to notice
// anything else.

 /**
   * This method leverages collective synergy to drive "outside of the box"
   * thinking and formulate key objectives into a win-win game plan with a
   * quality-driven approach that focuses on empowering key players to drive-up
   * their core competencies and increase expectations with an all-around
   * initiative to drive down the bottom-line. I really wanted to work the word
   * "mandrolic" in there, but that word always makes me want to punch myself in
   * the face.
   */
private void updateFileCountLabel() {

stop(); // Hammertime!

我参与的一个大型项目在自动构建中使用了StyleCop和FXCop，并使用规则来防止人们检入带有未注释字段、方法、属性等的代码。

有些人对必须添加“获取或设置全名”之类的注释到自记录属性(如FullName)感到非常恼火，以至于他们不得不努力编写一个宏来绕过这些规则。

宏为方法、属性等插入了XML摘要标记，其中一个单一的不显示Unicode字符作为标记内容，这将欺骗构建规则，同时对为了注释而盲目坚持的东西进行轻微打击……

.．.至少直到他们引入了另一条规则来检查注释中的Unicode字符。

(A bunch of code that's really weird looking)  //Kludge.

我经常发现这个

// fix it!

catch (Domain.ConcurrencyException)
{
    // somebody changed it between the time we loaded it and now.
    // weird, huh?
}