我经历了一个睡眠不足的编程过程，开始只写引用自《搏击俱乐部》的评论。

多年后，我仍然在浏览代码，发现了一条让我发笑的评论。大多数只是随机的想法。然而，我确实保持我的评论行比率相当好!

// This shouldn't happen. The only way this can happen is if the
// <code>JFileChooser</code> has returned a <code>File</code> that doesn't exist
// on the system. If this happens we can't recover, and there is more than likely
// a rip in the space time continuum that the user is too distracted by to notice
// anything else.

 /**
   * This method leverages collective synergy to drive "outside of the box"
   * thinking and formulate key objectives into a win-win game plan with a
   * quality-driven approach that focuses on empowering key players to drive-up
   * their core competencies and increase expectations with an all-around
   * initiative to drive down the bottom-line. I really wanted to work the word
   * "mandrolic" in there, but that word always makes me want to punch myself in
   * the face.
   */
private void updateFileCountLabel() {

我曾经在一个项目中发现了这样的评论:

// Cabbage fart?

我不知道那是什么意思。还好我的魔方不在写它的人旁边。

这是我们在前雇主购买的智能卡产品中发现的唯一一条评论。一群荷兰密码学博士写的嵌入式C语言和汇编程序

// echt halmaal gek - no way!

(它的意思是“真的完全愚蠢”……这对我们也没有帮助)

//Abandon all hope ye who enter beyond this point

// this is really complicated

没有其他评论了

i++; // increment variable i