我经历了一个睡眠不足的编程过程，开始只写引用自《搏击俱乐部》的评论。

多年后，我仍然在浏览代码，发现了一条让我发笑的评论。大多数只是随机的想法。然而，我确实保持我的评论行比率相当好!

// This shouldn't happen. The only way this can happen is if the
// <code>JFileChooser</code> has returned a <code>File</code> that doesn't exist
// on the system. If this happens we can't recover, and there is more than likely
// a rip in the space time continuum that the user is too distracted by to notice
// anything else.

 /**
   * This method leverages collective synergy to drive "outside of the box"
   * thinking and formulate key objectives into a win-win game plan with a
   * quality-driven approach that focuses on empowering key players to drive-up
   * their core competencies and increase expectations with an all-around
   * initiative to drive down the bottom-line. I really wanted to work the word
   * "mandrolic" in there, but that word always makes me want to punch myself in
   * the face.
   */
private void updateFileCountLabel() {

virgin = 0;     /* you're not a virgin anymore, sweety */

不记得我在哪里见过这些了

long time; /* know C */

and(在代码中创建某种UNIX守护进程):

/* Be a real daemon: fork myself and kill my parent */

我只是在一个非常简单的大学课程测试c++程序中碰到了这个。

我在评论一个类。

在析构函数中…

// Choose! Choose the form of the Destructor!
// The choice is made! The Traveler has come!

这是我最喜欢的评论。

/// I intend to do this as shittily as possible because there are many better products that will totally blow this out of the water
/// and we don't have them so whatever

在后面的文件中，我们有更多的乐趣

/// sidestep a bug in WCF (that we can't send types across)
/// or, depending on how you look at, this issue is a Feature

稍后再讲

if( where == null)//be nice

//把这个放在这里的人是个白痴…这根本不管用!

但是代码还在那里……