//uncomment the following line if the program manager changes her mind again this week

整个函数非常棒(来自Linux的sunhme.c驱动程序，用于被Sun戏称为“快乐套餐”的网卡)。因为在那之前的卡片是“巨无霸”。明白了吗?明白了吗?)

static void happy_meal_tcvr_write(struct happy_meal *hp,
                              void __iomem *tregs, int reg,
                              unsigned short value)
{
    int tries = TCVR_WRITE_TRIES;

    ASD(("happy_meal_tcvr_write: reg=0x%02x value=%04x\n", reg, value));

    /* Welcome to Sun Microsystems, can I take your order please? */
    if (!(hp->happy_flags & HFLAG_FENABLE)) {
            happy_meal_bb_write(hp, tregs, reg, value);
            return;
    }

    /* Would you like fries with that? */
    hme_write32(hp, tregs + TCVR_FRAME,
                (FRAME_WRITE | (hp->paddr << 23) |
                 ((reg & 0xff) << 18) | (value & 0xffff)));
    while (!(hme_read32(hp, tregs + TCVR_FRAME) & 0x10000) && --tries)
            udelay(20);

    /* Anything else? */
    if (!tries)
            printk(KERN_ERR "happy meal: Aieee, transceiver MIF write bolixed\n");

    /* Fifty-two cents is your change, have a nice day. */

}

   // Some wanker in ISO got rid of ifstream(int), ofstream(int), and
   // fstream(int).  Twit.

// BEGIN HACK
...
// END HACK: I feel dirty.

//BELOW IS THE REAL CODE...JABRONI
        //
        // Yeah, but can you play the outtro to Bark At The Moon?
        //

        //|--------------------------------------------------|------------------------------------------------|
        //|--------------------------------------------------|------------------------------------------------|
        //|--17^16-16-16-17^16-17^16-16-16-17^16-17^16----16-|-19^16----16-19^16-19^16---16-19^16-19^16----17-|
        //|--------------------------------------------19----|-------17----------------17---------------17----|
        //|--------------------------------------------------|----------------------------------------------

不记得我在哪里见过这些了

long time; /* know C */

and(在代码中创建某种UNIX守护进程):

/* Be a real daemon: fork myself and kill my parent */