以下是4个，排名不分先后:

// Father, forgive me, for I am sinning

// heaven help me

// horse string-length into correctitude 
(from a textbook)

// what, me worry?

// need a coffee to fix this.

在一个巨大的800行'switch'语句中，在中间的某处:

// Joe is sorry

几百行之后……

// Harry is sorry too

好吧，这些是我的，所以WTF是我，正如CodingHorror所说:

//#region Code for weird cases - do you really want to know?

我曾经在一些ASP中留下了这样的评论:

' Commented out following code, don't delete for when [CustomerName] changes his mind

碰巧，[CustomerName]没有改变他的想法，但他确实有访问web服务器，他确实找到了那行…

#!/usr/bin/sh
#       Copyright (c) 1984, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1989 AT&T
#         All Rights Reserved

#       THIS IS UNPUBLISHED PROPRIETARY SOURCE CODE OF AT&T
#       The copyright notice above does not evidence any
#       actual or intended publication of such source code.

#ident  "@(#)false.sh   1.6     93/01/11 SMI"   /* SVr4.0 1.3   */
exit 255

从SunOS 5.9即Solaris 9获取(/usr/bin/false)

这是显而易见的?

/** Logger */
private Logger logger = Logger.getLogger();