#!/usr/bin/sh
#       Copyright (c) 1984, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1989 AT&T
#         All Rights Reserved

#       THIS IS UNPUBLISHED PROPRIETARY SOURCE CODE OF AT&T
#       The copyright notice above does not evidence any
#       actual or intended publication of such source code.

#ident  "@(#)false.sh   1.6     93/01/11 SMI"   /* SVr4.0 1.3   */
exit 255

从SunOS 5.9即Solaris 9获取(/usr/bin/false)

/**
 * Happy Javadoc haiku:
 *
 * Without Javadoc
 * Builds break in Maven site stage
 * This fixes the build.
 */

我尤其对此感到内疚，在我的大多数项目中嵌入了非建设性的注释、代码诗歌和小笑话(尽管我通常有足够的理智在发布代码之前删除任何直接冒犯的内容)。这里有一个我特别喜欢的，放置在一个设计很差的“上帝物体”下面:

/**
* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,
* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,
* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,
* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,
* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
*/

我很抱歉! !我就是忍不住.....!

还有一个，我得承认我还没有真正把它放出来，尽管我很想在我的一个不那么直观的课上这么做:

// 
// Dear maintainer:
// 
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// 
// total_hours_wasted_here = 42
// 

在初始化链表时:

last = first; /* Biblical reference */

简洁而滑稽。

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                                       '''''                     

// HACK ! COPY/PASTE this and look for another job