// If you're reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.
// I am so, so sorry for you. God speed.

我经历了一个睡眠不足的编程过程，开始只写引用自《搏击俱乐部》的评论。

多年后，我仍然在浏览代码，发现了一条让我发笑的评论。大多数只是随机的想法。然而，我确实保持我的评论行比率相当好!

// This shouldn't happen. The only way this can happen is if the
// <code>JFileChooser</code> has returned a <code>File</code> that doesn't exist
// on the system. If this happens we can't recover, and there is more than likely
// a rip in the space time continuum that the user is too distracted by to notice
// anything else.

 /**
   * This method leverages collective synergy to drive "outside of the box"
   * thinking and formulate key objectives into a win-win game plan with a
   * quality-driven approach that focuses on empowering key players to drive-up
   * their core competencies and increase expectations with an all-around
   * initiative to drive down the bottom-line. I really wanted to work the word
   * "mandrolic" in there, but that word always makes me want to punch myself in
   * the face.
   */
private void updateFileCountLabel() {

我在遗留代码中注意到的修改日志

05/17/99 d琼斯评论出来 血腥的auzies代码(02/19/99) k罗宾逊该死的德克萨斯人 不能正确拼写aussie(没有代码 改变-只是一个评论)

我最喜欢的评论是我的一个同性恋朋友说的。他喜欢用VB标记他所有的TODO注释。净,

'TODO: Matt Damon

有时会提供额外的信息，但通常不是这样。

我刚刚完成了一个日志框架(使用Trace，为什么没有这样的存在我不知道)。我做了一个继承自TraceListener的方便基类。它覆盖了所有的TraceListener方法，并将它们路由到一个方法中——因此有很多文档注释:

// TODO: Need some codemonkey to doc comment this class.

/*

 ____________________
/                    \
| Jean-Michel Bechet |
| 2002-2009          |
\___  _______________/
    |/
 (o_
 //\
 V_/_


*/