// If you're reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.
// I am so, so sorry for you. God speed.

回到《Hitchhiker’s Guide》刚问世的时候，我曾经测试过某些内容是否可滚动，以及用户是否尝试着滚动，这是一种限制可变长度的语言。所以:

if (scroll and noScroll) # or tea and no tea

.class {border:1px solid gold;} /*我可怜这个傻瓜*/

我记不清了，大概是这样的:

Person p = new Person("John", "Doe", "male");
Collection women = new ArrayList();
women.insert(p.getTail());

这是肮脏的代码;)

// Jay knows what's going on here, but will he remember in a year? Not very likely, this code sucks, but it works so do not change it.

这条评论被贴在一个巨大的“如果”区块上…哦，它操纵一个对象数组的对象数组的对象数组的字符串对象数组，可以是字符串或数字，取决于至少3个因素…(是的，我必须调试这段代码并更改它，我写了注释，但我没有写原始代码)。；）

/* Emits a 7-Hz tone for 10 seconds.
  True story: 7 Hz is the resonant frequency of a
  chicken's skull cavity. This was determined
  empirically in Australia, where a new factory
  generating 7-Hz tones was located too close to a
  chicken ranch: When the factory started up, all the
  chickens died.
  Your PC may not be able to emit a 7-Hz tone. */

main()
{
    sound(7);
    delay(10000);
    nosound();
}

(Turbo C 2.0版本参考指南中的声音功能)