try
{
...
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
//if this happens the world is going to end...
}

现在猜猜发生了什么……

/// <summary>
/// The possible outcomes of an update operation (save or delete)
/// </summary>
public enum UpdateResult
{

    /// <summary>
    /// Updated successfully
    /// </summary>
    Success = 0,

    /// <summary>
    /// Updated successfully
    /// </summary>
    Failed = 1
}

一段时间前我在一个PHP CMS中添加的注释。

if (/*you*/ $_GET['action']) { //celebrate

// TODO: Delete

在linux 1.0内核调度器(schedule .c)中:

Dijkstra可能讨厌我。

/*
 *  'schedule()' is the scheduler function. It's a very simple and nice
 * scheduler: it's not perfect, but certainly works for most things.
 * The one thing you might take a look at is the signal-handler code here.
 *
 *   NOTE!!  Task 0 is the 'idle' task, which gets called when no other
 * tasks can run. It can not be killed, and it cannot sleep. The 'state'
 * information in task[0] is never used.
 *
 * The "confuse_gcc" goto is used only to get better assembly code..
 * Dijkstra probably hates me.
 */
asmlinkage void schedule(void)

(…)

目前为止最好的一个:

"This code makes baby Jesus very sad!". 

它像这样引用一个String的初始化:

String blankSpaces="                              "+ //100 whitespaces
                   "                              "+ //200 Whitespaces
                   ...
                   "                                        " //100 whitespaces

你懂的。