从谷歌代码项目:

# This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.

这似乎阻止了白痴搞砸我的代码…

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在20世纪80年代早期的某个时候，我们在PL/I中为公用事业编写财务建模代码。接到一个客户的电话，说代码在评论之后就爆炸了

/* Honest this works */

这家伙用了我们的标准金融方程花了大约15页的代数把一堆代码组合成一个方程。在三里岛事件后，当公用事业公司不得不以巨大的代价注销他们的核电站时，这个方程失败了，因为FIXED BIN 15(整数)溢出，如果代数没有发生，就不会发生这种溢出。

一些来自Linux内核的代码:

/* Sun, you just can't beat me, you just can't.  Stop trying,
* give up.  I'm serious, I am going to kick the living shit
* out of you, game over, lights out.
*/

-

/* 2,191 lines of complete and utter shit coming up... */

-

#if 0 /* XXX No fucking way dude... */

# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file 

在文件的底部:

# To understand recursion, see the top of this file

'this next if statement - just how it is. don't try to understand it because you won't. :)

这就是工作保障。