//BELOW IS THE REAL CODE...JABRONI
        //
        // Yeah, but can you play the outtro to Bark At The Moon?
        //

        //|--------------------------------------------------|------------------------------------------------|
        //|--------------------------------------------------|------------------------------------------------|
        //|--17^16-16-16-17^16-17^16-16-16-17^16-17^16----16-|-19^16----16-19^16-19^16---16-19^16-19^16----17-|
        //|--------------------------------------------19----|-------17----------------17---------------17----|
        //|--------------------------------------------------|----------------------------------------------

/**
 * Hexadecimal digit
 */
protected $version = -1;

我经历了一个睡眠不足的编程过程，开始只写引用自《搏击俱乐部》的评论。

多年后，我仍然在浏览代码，发现了一条让我发笑的评论。大多数只是随机的想法。然而，我确实保持我的评论行比率相当好!

// This shouldn't happen. The only way this can happen is if the
// <code>JFileChooser</code> has returned a <code>File</code> that doesn't exist
// on the system. If this happens we can't recover, and there is more than likely
// a rip in the space time continuum that the user is too distracted by to notice
// anything else.

 /**
   * This method leverages collective synergy to drive "outside of the box"
   * thinking and formulate key objectives into a win-win game plan with a
   * quality-driven approach that focuses on empowering key players to drive-up
   * their core competencies and increase expectations with an all-around
   * initiative to drive down the bottom-line. I really wanted to work the word
   * "mandrolic" in there, but that word always makes me want to punch myself in
   * the face.
   */
private void updateFileCountLabel() {

-- Comment this later

这是一个4000多行的PL/SQL过程的第2行。唯一的评论。手术已经进行了4年了，后来还是没来…

在LucasArts的电脑游戏《the Eidolon》(游戏邦注:这款游戏本身就很古怪)的源代码中可以看到……

// He's dead, Jim!

catch (Ex as Exception)
{
     // oh crap, we should do something.
}

没有什么比一个空的catch块更能让人觉得代码是健壮的....