# dont question, i just felt like throwing some globals in
# this is actually quite pointless as youll soon see

稍后在代码中

#draw the circles (complicated)...dont question

更晚…

# complicated process of drawing the circles in a
# somewhat symmetrical, 3-d pattern
# dont question again

甚至以后……

# will determine if user clicks on die
# i determined these values...dont worry about them

%%return_median
hit_the_sweet_spot(Arg)->
.
.

/* Emits a 7-Hz tone for 10 seconds.
  True story: 7 Hz is the resonant frequency of a
  chicken's skull cavity. This was determined
  empirically in Australia, where a new factory
  generating 7-Hz tones was located too close to a
  chicken ranch: When the factory started up, all the
  chickens died.
  Your PC may not be able to emit a 7-Hz tone. */

main()
{
    sound(7);
    delay(10000);
    nosound();
}

(Turbo C 2.0版本参考指南中的声音功能)

// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

/* Hammer Time! */

我不知道为什么，也不知道他在写代码时是否穿着防撕裂尼龙降落伞裤

这实际上是我在实现原型转换为实际代码时所做的:

// Abandon all hope you who needs to debug this

是的，有比我聪明的人在之后重构了代码(它必须有一个好的结局)。