//ha, you thought I was lazy didnt ya?!

// (c) 2000 Applied Magic, Inc.
// Unauthorized use punishable by torture, mutilation, and vivisection.

啊，我一直很喜欢这个……

// If you're reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.
// I am so, so sorry for you. God speed.

// Any maintenance developer who can't quote entire Monty Python
// movies from memory has no business being a developer. 
const string LancelotsFavoriteColor = "$0204FB"

一些来自Linux内核的代码:

/* Sun, you just can't beat me, you just can't.  Stop trying,
* give up.  I'm serious, I am going to kick the living shit
* out of you, game over, lights out.
*/

-

/* 2,191 lines of complete and utter shit coming up... */

-

#if 0 /* XXX No fucking way dude... */

这是一个旧的IOCCC获奖条目，我不得不下载整个获奖档案——一个巨大的1.4 M——和grep的几个短语，我记得错了才找到它。

从语法上看，这可能不是注释。或许是这样。我还没想明白。它肯定没有注释分隔符，但也没有字符串分隔符。

C="Lint says "argument Manual isn't used."  What's that
mean?";

没有价格来猜测棉绒的产量。

对于好奇的人来说，这个条目在这里。