/**---------START-----------**/

  //  IMPLEMENTATION GOES HERE

/**---------END-----------**/

但没有代码;)

在大学的一次家庭作业中，一位老师特别坚决地要求我们注释代码:

//I wonder if she actually reads these.

当作业被返回时，在注释“是的，我愿意”旁边用红笔写着

从我最近从事的一个非常可爱的项目(是的，我承认，其中一些是我的，但我不会告诉你是哪个):

if(FAILED(hr))
{
    char fuck[256];
    sprintf(fuck, "GetBuffer() fucking fucked the fuck: %d", hr);
    MessageBoxA(0, fuck, fuck, MB_OK | MB_ICONERROR);
    return;
}


// This is for Chris, since he gets all hot and horny over "uint" instead of "unsigned int"
// ... or maybe he's just a lazy fuck. Who knows!?
using Ogre::uint; 
// movable texts, fucktory
MovableObjectTextFactory* m_pMovableObjectTextFactory;


// diarrhea... shitting CR from the string. complete run...

他的意思是，他将字符串通过回车分开来呈现。

// unlock shit (duh, this comment is useless)
pixelBuffer->unlock();


// :HACK: remove me after demo is shipped
Of course, it's still in there ;)


// it's 4am and I can't think of a decent error message.
// my lead just fell asleep at his desk, so I can't ask him.
// [name] went home because he didn't want to get divorced.
// and so it's little ol' me, sitting here, comin up with an
// error message for something that should never ever happen.
ASSERT0(in_len == max_in, "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0"); 


// you want hungarian, you GET hungarian!
for(int fcknglpidxcntvrI = 0; fcknglpidxcntvrI < len; fcknglpidxcntvrI++)


bool bKillSomethingAlive = false; // beating the dead horse instead

当然，我们也有很多有趣的表达“Hack”的方法:

// HACKOMATIC 
// HMM... HACKXOR?
// HACK'O'ROONY
// AR; yeah I know it's HACKsoup
// HACK SHOT! DOMINATING!
// HACK'KIDO
// HACKku. sepukku. harakiri. kamikaze. ninja.
// HACK'o'NEIL
// HACKsaw

/*
* After 36 hours, 2 holes in my wall and writing my code right beside the API
* this still doesn't work.
* function getMap():void takes in an event object @param: evt:mouseEvent
* I will now retire for the day with a bottle of rum and 2 hours of crying
*/

Dennis M Ritchie在这里有一个关于一些古老UNIX注释的页面

我们的DBA在第三方编写的3000行存储过程中发现了这一点。

/* IF DOLPHINS ARE SO SMART, HOW COME THEY LIVE IN IGLOOS? */