我最喜欢的是已故的Paul DiLascia:

//作者:如果这段代码工作，它是由Paul DiLascia写的。如果不是，我就不知道是谁写的了。

在SJ CA拍卖业务的早期，我曾与一个名叫Rick Dorin的人合作过。他写编译器的时候，你必须整天拨弄卡片。他的错误信息之一是

错误太多……让更少的!

对于我编写的memcache包装器/处理程序接口模式类，我实现了以下方法。

/**
*  Do not use, ever - left in place for testing purposes
*/
function  I_David_WillHuntYouDownAndHurtYou_Badly_IfIFindThisUsedAnyWhereInTheAppLibrary(){
...
}

这基本上是一个超级核函数，它告诉所有单独的memcache服务完全刷新自己，并从我用于键的单个名称空间计数器(例如{_counter_key value}_)重新开始。{_counter_key value})

Another minor novella I wrote was for an automated downloader for a data vendor, detailing how much I hated this vendor and went to great lengths of postulating that their infrastructure's batch system was run by a gerbil, running on a wheel and after so many revolutions of the wheel the next queued task would be started. It was written over the course of 6 months of adding additional exception handling, estoric checks like ( if we got 768 Bytes of \s characters, that means the query to their DB timed out and the spaces are the result of empty failure print statements.

What do you think you're doing, Dave?

// TODO: Implement this function!

/* My lawyer told me not to reveal */