从泄露的Win2K源代码:

//这次黑客入侵的规模堪比国家债务的规模。

public static final void attachListener(Object listener) {

/* ======================= */

// This does nothing, continue searching

/* ======================= */

...

与听众一起痛苦!

其中最经典的是皮埃尔·德·费马对他著名的“大定理”所作的评论:“这一页的空白处太小了，无法写下证明。”

350多年后才找到证据。

(根据维基百科，这是原文:)

Cubum autem在双cubos, aut 二元象限 象限，和将军 无限超quadratum中的一无所有 在两种情况下 我们是恶魔 米拉比林健康。Hanc marginis exiguitas不是caperet。

.．.并翻译成英语:

(把立方体分开是不可能的 化成两个立方，或者化成四次方 2 / 4次方，或者一般来说，任意 幂大于二成二 喜欢权力。我发现了一个真正的 这是一个绝妙的证明 边际太窄，无法容纳。)

// No women, no children... What movie???

Many years ago (about 1994) I was working on a Oracle PRO*C application for a large multi-national software company that you will have heard of. The app I was working on was a massive Oracle application and they had a utility that ran overnight tidying up data and doing all sorts of aggregate calculations. Every time anything needed doing as a batch job, it got shoved into this utility and as you can imagine it became an absolute monstrosity. It was also notable for the tiny number of comments that it had for such a massive program.

它为数不多的评论之一仍然是我所见过的对纯粹的WTF的最好的评论……我试图在一个函数中找到一个bug，它有数百行长，中间是函数中唯一的注释:

/* I did this the other way */

直到今天，这仍然是我所见过的最好的评论。

这实际上是我在实现原型转换为实际代码时所做的:

// Abandon all hope you who needs to debug this

是的，有比我聪明的人在之后重构了代码(它必须有一个好的结局)。