我最喜欢的(我必须承认我用过很多次):

// Yes...I know this is repulsive and stupid.
// But <%CompanyOwnerOrManagerToken%>, not knowing a thing about code,
// demanded I do it anyways. SO, go crap on their desk, not mine.
// K THX BYE 

'Do not optimize these next two lines. Compiler bugs lurk.

他们做到了。将变量压缩到第二行表达式中会导致跳到堆中间并尝试执行数据。

伟大的一个泄露的Windows 2000源代码:

! !如果你把制表符换成空格，你会被杀死!!!!!!!＊ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!这样做会破坏构建 过程 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!＊ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2004/2/15/71552/7795

//你不需要理解这个

经典。

//This code sucks, you know it and I know it.  
//Move on and call me an idiot later.

// Bad Christian, No cookie

这里的Cookie不是指浏览器Cookie