有一次，我在另一个讨论中看到这样的内容:

// I can't divide with zero, so I have to divide with something very similar
result = number / 0.00000000000001;

聪明的解决方案，不是吗?(如果有人不确定，这就是个笑话)

这是我自己代码中的一个，但它仍然非常有趣，我认为最好还是把它放在网上，因为它是在公共SVN中。

// These were orginally up and down. When it was clear the names were
// inapplicable, they were renamed to retain the joke.
// Sorry if you were hoping for useful variable names.
quantum strange, charm;

   // Some wanker in ISO got rid of ifstream(int), ofstream(int), and
   // fstream(int).  Twit.

else
{
    // rien, c'est parfait.
}

我在查看TVNZ网站早期迭代的HTML源代码时发现了这个宝藏(如果你在家玩的话，从571行开始):

<!-- Hopfully we can do this otherwise the nav is going to be pretty plain and Hong will go postal. -->

来自Java 1.2的SwingUtilities:

doRun.run();  // ... "a doo run run".