我曾经在一个用Paradox 3.5 -编写的大型预算系统工作多年后接到一个客户的电话

“我们在调试中遇到了一些注释”-

// This shouldn't happen, if it does, then the bits that automagically 
// worked when I wrote it have stopped working

．.． ！

// Sorry dirty code

一个可怕的解码补丁(意大利语翻译):

/**
*@return the value 
*@param key: the id of the list of instruments
*@PS this function is a violation of all the laws of the 
*software engineering, 
*commons sense, highway code 
*and ONU decision about the coding.
That sh*t...
*/

Catch (Exception e) {
 //who cares?
} 

我发现了这个:

I'm not sure what I did

在给一个朋友看了这篇来自《Coding Horror》的文章几个小时后，我看到了他对代码的评论:

// valdez先生是一个暴力的精神病患者。别惹他生气。