try {

} finally { // should never happen 

}

//I'm sorry, but our princess is in another castle.

try {
   doSomething();
} catch(err) {
   // Die quietly
   alert(err);
}

不是代码注释，而是SVN在同一个文件上提交注释:

第一次提交(在测试人员返回结果后，再进行数十次提交):

Squashed some IPR mod bugs. The were big and juicy ones, too.

2日提交:

Squashed some more mod bugs. Those are some nasty bugs, them mod bugs...

3rd:

Squashed some more mod bugs. They are like cockroaches: they'll live through a nuclear war.

4th:

Squashed some more John bugs. They too are like cockroaches: they appear anywhere John goes. Wait. That doesn't sound right.

5:

Same John bug. It didn't die, just played 'possum.

是的，我厌倦了"修复bug"

最近在我们的代码中发现了这一点(我们开发企业软件):

// Instance of excel
Excel excel = this.CreateExcelInstance();
excel.Open(stream); // how to close it?!

在此之前，我确信我们已经摆脱了这些“有趣的东西”，我们正在以正确的、意识形态正确的方式做这件事……

有一次我发现:

// I wish (boss name) could do this by him self.