// Fuck.

,……

// This code worked before, but my cat decided to take a trip across my keyboard...

public static final void attachListener(Object listener) {

/* ======================= */

// This does nothing, continue searching

/* ======================= */

...

与听众一起痛苦!

try {
  dataSource.close();
}
catch (SQLException ex) {
  // Do nothing, since we're going to trash this anyway
}

当然，这类事情实际上是JDBC(或者至少是Oracle的JDBC驱动程序)中的wtf，因为它可以在关闭连接时抛出SQLExceptions…

试着在谷歌代码搜索中输入你最喜欢的脏话，它会消磨掉许多无聊的时间。以下是我最喜欢的例子:

/* These magic numbers are fucking stupid. */

/* Dear free software world, do you NOW see we are fucking
   things up?! This is insane! */

/* We will NOT put a fucking timestamp in the header here. Every
   time you put it back, I will come in and take it out again. */

# However, this only works if there are MULTIPLE checkboxes!
# The fucking JS DOM *changes* based on one or multiple boxes!?!?!
# Damn damn damn I hate the JavaScript DOM so damn much!!!!!!

/* TODO: this is obviously not right ... this whole fucking module
   sucks anyway */

/* FIXME: please god, when will the hurting stop? Thus function is so
   fucking broken it's not even funny. */

我个人最喜欢的

 # code below replaces code above - any problems?
 # yeah, it doesn't fucking work.

THIS PROGRAM HAS CODE THAT DOES NOT MEET STANDARDS      

这个评论几乎出现在我们这里的每一个节目中....

我在COBOL程序中看到的一些东西让我感到恐惧

* All comments pertain to the lines which follow.

这是什么意思?

有人对评论感到不舒服，以至于不得不写一个元评论? 有人习惯将注释放在相关代码的下面，而被告知要将注释放在上面?这是怎么发生的?