/**
 * As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself
 * transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. He was lying on his hard,
 * as it were armour plated, back, and if he lifted his head a little he
 * could see his big, brown belly divided into stiff, arched segments, on
 * top of which the bed quilt could hardly keep in position and was about
 * to slide off completely. His numerous legs, which were pitifully thin
 * compared to the rest of his bulk, waved helplessly before his eyes.
 * "What has happened to me?", he thought. It was no dream....
 */
protected static String DEFAULT_TRANSLET_NAME = "GregorSamsa";

在一个项目中，我们有一个依赖ppwlib，当时它的FreeBSD端口有点糟糕，所以我不得不从源代码手动构建它。但它并没有立即起作用，我不得不研究代码;有一些复杂的类层次结构，部分代码是由宏生成的，其父类声明以它们开始

// The root of all evil ... umm classes

Fix problem where Nulls don't work properly.  Stupid Microsoft!

代码以迂回的方式一行一行地将null转换为零长度的字符串，因为愚蠢的程序员不理解null是什么，也从未听说过Nz()函数。

// human madable inconvenient. Way too sucks.

我仍然没有完全理解它的含义，但我发现它对于许多代码来说是非常正确的。

从http://www.madore.org/ ~大卫/电脑/ callcc.html:

/* Yow!  DEMONS are flying through my NOSE! */

//ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

.．.这让我的老板以为有人黑进了系统。他不知道这个笑话。