在一个生成HTML的旧perl脚本中找到:

# I would be _very_ brain farting if I said this code didn't need reviewing.
# It will make babies cry, and hair grow on your back, so please don't use it

-- Change Log:  Not needed. The code is perfect 'cause I wrote it.
-- If you change it, it will break.

我正在检查一些代码注释，以检查它们是否有意义，并看到上面的一行。

一些来自Linux内核的代码:

/* Sun, you just can't beat me, you just can't.  Stop trying,
* give up.  I'm serious, I am going to kick the living shit
* out of you, game over, lights out.
*/

-

/* 2,191 lines of complete and utter shit coming up... */

-

#if 0 /* XXX No fucking way dude... */

从泄露的Win2K源代码:

//这次黑客入侵的规模堪比国家债务的规模。

$this->getSelect()->where ('main_table.product_id = -1'); // Mom, Dad... sorry

/**
 * Not even your mum thinks you're special if you call this method
 */    
onlyYourMumThinksYoureSpecialIfYouCallThisMethod() {...}