public boolean isDirty() {
    //Why do you always go out and
    return dirty;
}

-- Change Log:  Not needed. The code is perfect 'cause I wrote it.
-- If you change it, it will break.

我正在检查一些代码注释，以检查它们是否有意义，并看到上面的一行。

long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */ 

catch (Ex as Exception)
{
     // oh crap, we should do something.
}

没有什么比一个空的catch块更能让人觉得代码是健壮的....

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我想我有过这样的经历:

if (case1) { // trivial
...
}
else { // we are screwed
 /* fill in later */
}

好吧，我可能用了一个比搞砸更强烈的词