public boolean isDirty() {
    //Why do you always go out and
    return dirty;
}

// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read

不是代码注释，而是SVN在同一个文件上提交注释:

第一次提交(在测试人员返回结果后，再进行数十次提交):

Squashed some IPR mod bugs. The were big and juicy ones, too.

2日提交:

Squashed some more mod bugs. Those are some nasty bugs, them mod bugs...

3rd:

Squashed some more mod bugs. They are like cockroaches: they'll live through a nuclear war.

4th:

Squashed some more John bugs. They too are like cockroaches: they appear anywhere John goes. Wait. That doesn't sound right.

5:

Same John bug. It didn't die, just played 'possum.

是的，我厌倦了"修复bug"

  mov si, pCard      ; captain?

我继承了一个没有任何UAT交付给客户的项目。它被踢出了栅栏，要求赔偿。

他们第一次使用它，它自然就爆炸了。它是一个插入库，可以覆盖任何以文件名而不是文件描述符作为参数的系统调用。

许多系统调用已经被遗忘。

当我开始使用这款游戏时，它的代码包含了以下内容:

/* core dumps around here but this is hardly ever called */

and

/* don't know why this works but it seeems to be ok */

哦，没有单元测试。一位同事已经开始添加缺失的系统调用和单元测试。

编写代码的那些混蛋还在团队中，他们根本不在乎已经交付的垃圾!

(A bunch of code that's really weird looking)  //Kludge.