//If you're reading this, then my program is probably a success

// This condition can't happen. Call the police or something.

// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read

我刚刚在一些遗留代码中发现了这个..

'CANNOT JUST QUIT!

// TODO: Drive an ashen stake through the foul heart of this function.

这是一个糟糕的函数。直到今天我还在做噩梦。

$dnstime = time() + 60 * 60 * 24 * 7 * 2; //how long are you staying for vacation on mars? twooo weeeeeks. give dees people air