// The following strings are meant to be funny.  Do not edit these strings
// unless you are funny, too.  If you don't know if you're funny, you're
// not funny.  If fewer than 2 people unrelated to you have told you that 
// you're funny, you're not funny.

这是众所周知的，但我喜欢它(在sys/ufs/ufs_vnops.c中):

/*
 * A virgin directory (no blushing please).
 */

在FreeBSD内核源代码树中(甚至在之前，回到4.xBSD)

try {

} finally { // should never happen 

}

-- Change Log:  Not needed. The code is perfect 'cause I wrote it.
-- If you change it, it will break.

我正在检查一些代码注释，以检查它们是否有意义，并看到上面的一行。

在编写MAPPER应用程序时，我们有一些标准，其中之一就是在整个套件中使用的标准变量列表。其中一个“V43”总是用来表示姓氏。所以，想象一下，当我被要求修复一大块MAPPER代码中唯一的注释是:

Here V43 contains the Surname

// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in places cause stasis 
   $str = str_replace(array("\{","\}")," ",$str);