// nobody read comments!

我看到一些旧的fortran代码:

     integer *4 one,two,three;

c    asssign one to 100 before entering the loop
     one=100;

stop(); // Hammertime!

//把这个放在这里的人是个白痴…这根本不管用!

但是代码还在那里……

以下是4个，排名不分先后:

// Father, forgive me, for I am sinning

// heaven help me

// horse string-length into correctitude 
(from a textbook)

// what, me worry?

//Abandon all hope ye who enter beyond this point