在js代码中:

// hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)

试着在谷歌代码搜索中输入你最喜欢的脏话，它会消磨掉许多无聊的时间。以下是我最喜欢的例子:

/* These magic numbers are fucking stupid. */

/* Dear free software world, do you NOW see we are fucking
   things up?! This is insane! */

/* We will NOT put a fucking timestamp in the header here. Every
   time you put it back, I will come in and take it out again. */

# However, this only works if there are MULTIPLE checkboxes!
# The fucking JS DOM *changes* based on one or multiple boxes!?!?!
# Damn damn damn I hate the JavaScript DOM so damn much!!!!!!

/* TODO: this is obviously not right ... this whole fucking module
   sucks anyway */

/* FIXME: please god, when will the hurting stop? Thus function is so
   fucking broken it's not even funny. */

我个人最喜欢的

 # code below replaces code above - any problems?
 # yeah, it doesn't fucking work.

在给一个朋友看了这篇来自《Coding Horror》的文章几个小时后，我看到了他对代码的评论:

// valdez先生是一个暴力的精神病患者。别惹他生气。

# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file 

在文件的底部:

# To understand recursion, see the top of this file

一个承包商在申请一家英国银行。

// i don't know how this works but it does so i'll leave it here anyway

他还增加了BNP(英国极右翼政党)作为测试的虚拟客户之一…我们的顶头上司是亚裔。

当我还在路透社工作的时候，我们的一个feed处理人员发表了一条评论，让一些人认为万能的上帝在帮助我们……

// Jesus told me to skip to the end of the message here

后来我们发现有一个拉丁美洲的联系人叫耶稣(HeyZus)。