/**
 * Not even your mum thinks you're special if you call this method
 */    
onlyYourMumThinksYoureSpecialIfYouCallThisMethod() {...}

//Dave chapelle reports errors.
function reporterror() {
  davechapelle.trace("FUCK!");
}

catch (Domain.ConcurrencyException)
{
    // somebody changed it between the time we loaded it and now.
    // weird, huh?
}

/* logic */
#ifndef TRUE
# define TRUE 1
#endif /* TRUE */
#ifndef FALSE
# define FALSE 0
#endif /* FALSE */
#define EOF_OK TRUE
#define EOF_NOT_OK FALSE

以及在IOCCC页面上的mkentry.c的其余部分。每次读这篇文章的时候，我都笑不出来。

我不止一次使用过这个方法，当我对一个数学公式做了一些不明显的简化时，我不想记录:

//this formula is right, work out the math yourself if you don't believe me

// I have to find a better job