我在我发布的WordPress模板中发布了这个“许可声明”。不管怎样，我觉得这很有趣。

/* The License:
You (from this point on referred to as The You) are hereby 
granted by me (from this point on referred to as The Me) 
license to knock yourself silly with this template. 
By using this template The You implicitly accepts this 
license and pledges solemnly to never claim creative 
ownership of any graphics, code, concepts, eggs, bacon, ideas, 
colors, shapes, hypertext-transfer protocols or other conduits 
of the visual splendor thatis this template. 

The Me, in turn, pledges equally solemnly to be far too 
lazy to ever check up on you, so if you do manage to pull 
some chicks The Me won't have a cow. 
However The Me would be sorely disappointed if The You 
were to try and sell or distribute this work without 
acknowledging The Me. Seriously. The Me will come down on 
The You like a large quantitiy of hard and heavy objects 
that in large quantities may be harmful and possibly even 
lethal to The You; So don't even think about it, The Buster.
*/

/* Hammer Time! */

我不知道为什么，也不知道他在写代码时是否穿着防撕裂尼龙降落伞裤

目前为止最好的一个:

"This code makes baby Jesus very sad!". 

它像这样引用一个String的初始化:

String blankSpaces="                              "+ //100 whitespaces
                   "                              "+ //200 Whitespaces
                   ...
                   "                                        " //100 whitespaces

你懂的。

在PeopleSoft Financials PeopleCode的早期版本中:

/* I don't know how you can ever get here so I'll have to fix it later */

从2004年的Windows泄露事件来看，

__inline BOOL
SearchOneDirectory(
                  IN  LPSTR Directory,
                  IN  LPSTR FileToFind,
                  IN  LPSTR SourceFullName,
                  IN  LPSTR SourceFilePart,
                  OUT PBOOL FoundInTree
                  )
{
    //
    // This was way too slow. Just say we didn't find the file.
    //
    *FoundInTree = FALSE;
    return(TRUE);
}

} catch (PartInitException pie) {
    // Mmm... pie